Amsterdam Maximator
Also known as Maximator of Holland. Strong pale lager.
1.7
184 reviews
Boekelo, Netherlands
Community reviews
Cette pisse de cheval vous emmènera des les abysses, vous désirez passez une bonne soirée ? La Amsterdam Maximator est faite pour vous ! Cette XXXTRA STRONG BEER renouera les liens de vos intestins afin d'y éjecter les 35 derniers repas, 5 gouttes de cette mixture type Clodo vous emmènerons dans un bad sans fin, seul 10 ans d’expérience dans la rue vous permettra de survivre a une seule canette de 50cl.
If you want to get fucked up for cheap, Maximator is one of the options. If you want some tasty beer, it's definitely not worth anything.
First time I tried this one was on a School trip to Paris. Great fun night with this beer :D Now I revisited it. 500ml can. Pours clear golden. Taste is heavy boozy grainy sweetness. No character. Drinking great :D
Not sure if the mixture changed during the last years.
First time I bought it was back in 2007. Was available in Cora at Verdun.
Worst experience ever. I managed to empty the whole can. But it resulted in some blackouts in that night.
Just for fun I wanted to try it now again. But the first drops made me wanting to vomit.
Fazit: if you are young looking for some blackout nights it might do it.
If you have developed a taste. Never ever drink it.
One can remains on the shelf to make me remember the silliness in my youth.
Maybe it will become better when it’s 10 or 20 years over the scrapping date. I will never find out.
Sweet malty lager with a strong alcohol smell. I was expecting a barley wine taste. Not too impressed but I got the can for free so I can’t complain.
F: big, creamy, white, average retention.
C: gold, clear.
A: malt, caramel, hint of alcohol, fruity, corny.
T: malt, metallic, cardboard, burning disturbing alcohol, hint of fruity, actually is like vodka alcohol with some other tastes, garbage but I don’t know why in bon vivant France and even in Seychelles I saw this beer tree years ago, medium body, low to medium carbonation, really bad, just for tick, 0,5l can from Carrefour hypermarket in Hazebrouck, France.
50cl can. Pours clear golden colour with a mid-sized most good lasting white head. Aroma of strong malt, grainy malt, cardboard, boozy. Taste of strong sweet malt, pale malt, grains, sugar, a bit boozy, meh...
Can @ home shared by Inoven. Clear golden color, medium sized white head. Smell and taste malts, sweetish, some alcohol. Hmm yeah quite boozy. Meh at best.
Blik gedeeld met Benzai en TomHendriksen. Goudgeel helder bier met matig schuim. Weinig aroma. Smaak is zoet en fruitig. Weinig nasmaak.
Bier gedeeld door Inoven, geprobeerd met Benzai. Het is een goudgeel bier, licht zoet. Smaak moeilijk te definiëren.
500ml can at ur onea, Bidart. At EUR2.40 quite the bang for the buck. Drank outdoors for an authentic jakey vibe. Pours clear yellow gold with a thin white head. Aromas of corn syrup, sweet lemon, bit of urine. Taste is not as sweet as I thought it would be. Boozy caramel, sugar syrups. Really boozy finish too. No one needs a 500ml can of this in their life, unless they have no further plans for the day, and can’t afford the cheap wine. It could be worse.
Hops and malty caramel aroma. Golden clear color with white head with tiny bubbles quickly dissipating. Sweet caramel and alcohol tastes with a hoppy foundation. Alcohol is pronounced but pleasant. Fairly steady medium carbonation. Short sharp finish. Not my favorite style.
Elegant hop with malt aroma
Thick coloured foam
Strong alcohol taste
Thus sweet
But with a little bitterness in finish
Subtle malt in nose
An alcohol rich beer.
This is the final boss of euro-trash beers. The legend says it contains dead hobo’s sweat & piss, and is brewed in fukushima’s sewer. Pretty sure this beer is able to fuel-up a monster truck for thousands kilometers with just one can. Drink at your own risk. DISAPPROVED BY TAVERNY’S BLACK METAL CREW !
Like the navigator it has just more alcohol and alcohol flavor with burnt sugar finish
Can, 50cL. Home. A clear golden orange beer ; few bubbles ; small white head ; poor retention. Cereal aroma, alcohol, grain, light vegetable. Medium to heavy sweet warming ; light dry ; round. Full body, thin oily texture, soft crabonation, sweet short finish. Overall, a thin oily warming beer ; hard to finish ; 1-dimensional ; poor.
OK it is a count, but never again. Mainly alcohol there, not realy beer taste. (Rouen 201507)
pours clear golden yellow with a big white head and some lacing. practically no aroma, except for alcohol and some very distant malts. no hops whatsoever despite claiming "intense hopping" on the can. sickeningly sweet and 11.6% abv does not help. this is a strong contender to be the worst beer i’ve managed to finish. hint: you really need to take your time on this one, with some food or chocolate, strangely it becomes better when it warms up a bit.
update: did not manage to finish it after all. yes, it is really bad.
Clear dark golden with a white head. Nose is mainly malt with strong aroma of alcohol. Body is medium, carbon light, texture slick. Taste is sweet. Palate id dominate by alcohol, sweet tones, malts. C@H
500 ml can. no aroma, taste are sweetness with high alcohol taste. aftertaste are nothing special just sugar and alcohol...
500ml bottle served in a chalice glass.
A: Pours a clear pale yellow color, forming a big and bubbled white head with low retention that forms some few lingering and molasses lacings in the glass.
S: Sweet pale nalts and alcohol. Sweet pale malts and some herby malts.
T: Very sweet upfront taste. It tastes like a liquor. Strong notes of caramel and grassy hops. Medium bitterness.
M: Heavy and molasses body. Medium carbonation. Caramel and sweet pale malts in the afteraste.
O: Low drinkability.
[ BA Review @ 10/6/2010 ]
Eau de tramp. Eau de SDF. Eau de merde. Maximator is a goddamned terrible beverage! Not for the feint hearted.
Can from Carrefour, Nice. Clear amber-orange with no head. Strong tasting as you might imagine with a sweetness, but not a great one.
Bottle from Supermarché Match in Calais. Damn hell! Another one of this awful beers almost impossible to drink and in the end, finishing the glass is more like a Quest of Courage than enjoyment. Bah. Sticky-sweet malty aroma, sugary, hoppy, malty, grainy taste, sugary sweet finish with floral hints. Absolutely disgusting.
Crazy stuff here shared with McTapps in a can. One of those cheap hardhitting brews which only contain saugar, malt and alcohol. Tough to drink but we managed it. Heavy aftertaste of sugar and skunk. For drinking a second one you would need to pay me.
11.6 % of alcohol but it sounds sweet and I definetely don’t like the taste. A must if you wan to get drung with a beer without spending too much money.
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Can from a grocery store in Paris, France. Overly sweet taste and aroma. Sickeningly sweet to be blunt. The alcohol burn is there but not as much as one would expect. This is nowhere near as bad as some of the malt liquor in the USA.
Clear golden beer, sweet aromas are felt like honey, and cereal, some citric ones also are felt. The taste has a medium body, but unfortunately, the amount of alcohol kills every other flavor in this beer.
Bue en canette of course ! Faut vraiment la boire fraîche et dire au revoir aux gens présents autour de vous...