Carlsberg Lager (UK)
Keg, bottle and can; Pasteurised.
The 3.8% UK lager sold under the standard green Carlsberg livery. The new gold liveried Carlsberg Export is the beer that is sold worldwide under the green livery.
Abv reduced from 4% to 3.8% in 2008.
The 3.8% UK lager sold under the standard green Carlsberg livery. The new gold liveried Carlsberg Export is the beer that is sold worldwide under the green livery.
Abv reduced from 4% to 3.8% in 2008.
1.7
184 reviews
Northampton, England
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Aromat: jakiś dziwny siarkowy, no jest ta siarka jakaś dziwna, poza tym charakterystyczny zapaszek dla piw w zielonej butelce, zapach jakby lekko skwaśniałego słodu, lekko zbożowy
Wygląd: typowy international lager, złote, przejrzyste, piana również obfita, jest ok
Smak: lekko, bardzo lekko słodowe, naprawdę mało rzeczy jest tu wyczuwalnych, więc chyba ok jak na international
Odczucie: nasycenie umiarkowane, goryczki zero
Ogólnie jako piwo do grilla ok.
Ještě odpornější než jeho "plnotučná" dánská varianta. Toto skutečně někdo dobrovolně pije? Ochutnáno z plastové láhve vyrobené pro bufety na zápasech Premier league. Southampton - Stoke City 03/2018.
Lager, nic poza tym. Wodniste, słodowe i może troszkę goryczkowe na końcu, ale chyba coś zmyślam. Troszkę wyższa ocena końcowa, bo Carlsberg to sponsor Liverpoolu FC, a właśnie w Liverpoolu to piwo piłem, wybaczcie.
I've heard that if you drink Calsberg, you are a moron or a monster. I agree with that 98%.
As they say:
-1% Carlsberg is bad, but Heineken is worse -1%.
Even so, I'm not sure I'd say Carlsberg is much worser than Heineken, but it's also terrible green-bottled Euro skunk juice.
I have imbibed Carlsberg on exactly two occasions. The first time I had obviously never tasted it before, so I didn't know better. The second time it was the only alcohol available at a family function, where sobriety was obviously not an option. I'm not going to definitively say that it's the worst beer out there, but I'd be hard pressed to think of one I'd rather have less.
Goddammit, I gave Carlsberg the edge based on ubiquity but there are a few others in the same class that could have stood in for it. I've had precious few decent Pilsner Urquells, for instance, and never a good Stella Artois.
Bad Bottled Beers That Are Dramatically More Palatable in Cans But Still Bad:
1. Heineken (& Light)
2. Calsberg
3. Tecate
4. Shiner Bock
5. (Every other bad beer)
6. Rolling Rock
7. Getting hit by a car
8. Yuengling
Number 6 is my jam.
resin, floral, grass, spruce, citrus, herbs, dough, basement aromas, leather, earthy, leaves, caramel, bread, hay, cereal, chocolate, coffee, nuts, toast, roasty, skunky, woody,. Need I say anymore, well you are in luck my beer drinking friend. Carlsberg is an ancient potion, drank by prince Hamlet himself in the royal court of Denmark. This elixir of courage is referred to in many ancient texts, and its flavour has been recounted by many an honorable man. Carlberg is top quality piss that can be drank in enormous quantities with little to no ill effects on the user. I recommend 12 cold cans as soon as possible
568 ml can. clean yellow color with small white head. smells barley malts. taste are watery beer with small barley notes and that is all you can taste. no aftertaste. just watery drink made from pale beer.
As far as the macros go, this one isn’t so bad. Mild and sweet. Has a lively effervescence. Dry finish.
Backlog, ocena wystawiona na podstawie wspomnień z degustacji oraz przepisana z profilu na Untappd. Dno
Pint from shit pub. Pale golden with a lovely head. Scent is medium light notes of pale lager. Taste is consistent and a tiny bit sour. A bit more sour than a tiny bit. Finish is water. Fine.
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330ml Bottle: Pours a crystal clear gold with thin white head. Skunked aroma with some maltiness. Flavours overpowered by the skunkiness and vegetal notes. Medium to low bitterness, low bodied, medium carbonation. Overall a beer i wouldn’t drink again. Not sure why beer is bottled in green bottles, sad really.
On tap. Pours a clear gold with a thin white head. Thin body. Moderate to high carbonation. Standard low flavour lager. Not much to describe here.
Golden colour with lasting head and heavy carbonation. Aroma and flavour have noticeable Pale malt sweetness. Also metal, cardboard and straw.
This stuff is only good if you’re drying of thirsty and need a bevvy. Don’t bother if you actually have dignity, literally it’s water.
Can from Home Bargains, Washington. Pale straw coloured with a thin white head. It has a malty, corn and grassy flavour followed by gentle toffee on the soapy finish. Poor.
440ml from can at home. Light and clean lager, hardly any aroma or distinctive flavour. At least it is drinkable enough.
330ml. can on a UK flight to Malaysia. Pours a light golden yellow with a quickly dissipating white head. Faint aroma of malt and grain. Thin and watery. Average carbonation. Taste slightly hoppy and grassy. Disappointing generic pale lager.
Keg at The Green Dragon, Leek (JDW) A clear golden colour with a fizzy white head. Aroma of grain, subtle bready malts and slight lemon. Taste is similar of grain, some bready malts and subtle lemon. Light bodied and moderate carbonation. A grainy bitterness in the finish. A thin lager with not a lot too it. Had worse.
A very bland weak lager, typical of UK domestic lager. Has a slight hoppy, malty and acidic taste. Much better available even for the low price.
Terrible Beer,
No Taste at all - fizzy water
Boring appearance
Poor Palate
Overall - PROBABLY THE WORST BEER IN THE WORLD
Wygląd w miarę ok. Klarowne piwo o kolorze słomkowym. Piana na początku dość obfita zmieniajaca sie dość szybko w lekko pokrywający kożuszek. W zapach okropnie. Bardzo skunks i przechodzi w gotowane warzywa, liście orzecha włoskiego. Aż boję się co by było gdyby było ciepłe. Mocno nasycone. W smaku delikatna goryczka w dodatku troche zalega, lekki papier. Ogólnie to wodniste.
Can at home. Pours clear golden, nose is grassy, toffee, floral, taste is bland toffee, light grass.
Better drink a glass of milk or tap water! One of the saddest "beer" experiences out there...
One of the cheapest consumer beer that sell at everywhere in malaysia..
Tasted worst beer but this is not far from that. No taste, pale smell, bad hop taste.
No idea why some people able to enjoyed it after work. I think that says alot about some just drink for the pleasure of drinking?
Easy to drink, inoffensive, could potentially get you drunk if you drink enough of it in the midday sun. There are worse beers.
Bottle. Golden colour, medium white head. Aroma and flavour are both malty, hoppy. A little weak and watery, gassy too. Certainly had worse though.
(old rating, 2008)
Awful ! Watered down p**s. Last time I had this beer was almost 20 years ago. I decided to try last weekend @ pub. No flavour, no tastes. Just gassy yellow water. It is arguably the worst enemy of the environmental protection group. It’s complete waste of water, malt(or corn rice or what ?), hop(extract), metal(cans), glass(bottle)electricity and fuel(delivery).
Just drink water instead.
Awful piss water that is so bad it has to be served nearly frozen to be able to drink it.
Very very weak tasting lager. Exceptionally bland and watery, very mildly bitter. It’s like water with a touch of alcohol and some beer flavouring added. I’ve drank plenty of it in my time mostly when I was younger. In your average pub it seems to be the go to beer for most people. Not worth bothering with.
OK lets go its carisberg just buy and drink its ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,