Tequiza
Combining beer with citrus to deliver a refreshing, light taste.
1.4
365 reviews
St. Louis, United States
Community reviews
Had this on a cruise stop in the Florida keys. Really offensive, the imitation citrus does not go down smooth and does nothing to hide the bad taste.
12 oz. bottle. Corona knock-off. Not much to say, except obviously marketed at those drinking on public patios and beaches. Light golden pour, no head, carbonated, lime flavoring, tangy, faint corn. If you must, go with Corona instead.
Overall Impression:
Didn’t realize this crap was made by Bud, so it’s fake Mexican crap...
Why do they make this and Landshark? Wasn’t one awful Corona imitation more then enough?
For some reason, thinking of this beer and its cheesy name cracks me up. It felt like I was drinking imitation beer for a tourist trap resort. It smelled and tasted like fruit loops, corn, and a bit of malt. Not surprised it didn’t make it.
Bottle. Don’t know why I picked a 6 of this up. I guess I thought it was going to be ok. Nope. This beer is horrible. Aroma was grass and corn with a faint citrus to it. Flavor was all pale lager expect for a faint citrus flavor. Nothing to it. Bad beer. Stay away from and don’t waste your money like I did.
Crazy out of balance lime and corn and grain and just messy. I’d rather drink Corona, and for me that’s saying a whole lot.
I’ll keep this nice and simple. Stick to Corona if you like this style of beer.
12oz bottle. We got three of these in our BevMo "mystery case" for sisxteen bucks. Ya, we also got three celebrations, and a couple hoegardens, but this... WTF? Pale yellow with a weak head. Sweet lime aroma. Not as much lime in the flavor, and tons of sugary sweet agave flavor. Watery feel. This is completely unbalanced stuff, with pure sweet agave syrup flavor, and limeade trying to add some sort of futile balance. This is wrong.
Bottle. Smells like stale beer and lime. Tastes of corn, grain, lime kool-aid, and stale agave. Not very good.
The tequila makes this crap even more offensive than the already awful Budweiser line of "beers." Just kill me. Poured a pale yellowish, crappy Bud-like beer plus tequila on the aroma and flavor. Some lime also. A bad, bad mix. Watery.
Couldn’t taste the beer at all. At best it was water with Sweet N Low. However, not the worst I’ve had by a long shot.
bottle. Poured like a bud. The aroma was nice with a lime tang. The flavor was crappy and grainy.
Bottle from Total Wine. Pours like Bud and the white head vanished near instantly. Aroma is a rather nice lime/citrus. Medium body with creamy carbonation. Flavor is salt, lime and something veg. If I was in Mexico, on the beach, chowing down on fajitas, maybe. As it is, I’ll spit it out and pour the rest down the drain. Next to Pink Killer it may be one of the more disgusting things. Well, not that bad.
Bottle forced upon me by butters on 08/12/2008. Very clear pale yellow body with a small white head. Citrusy, lime and salt aroma. Watery, light citrus flavor, really not much here. Light body with moderately high carbonation.
Very pale yellow-white with a soda pop fizzy white head that disappears. Prominent lime aroma, watery with artificial lime and salt flavor.
[bottle - 12 oz] Pale yellow with a fizzy white head that dies quickly. Aroma is lime. Not much else. Flavor is rather odd. Lime flavor at the beginning with an odd spice middle and a fruity lime finish. It is refreshing, I have to give it that.
12oz bottle-pours a dissipating foamy white head and pale yellow color with effervescence. Aroma is lime, some grain. Taste is herbal, lime, some grain, soapy, thin. Un-enjoyable.
Clear extra pale yelow with sustainable white head. Aroma of lime jello. Flavor of fruity lime. Watery with fair carbonation. I wouldn’t recommend this to an enemy...
Reeks of artificial lemon/lime, tastes bad, aftertaste is worse, would not recommend this to a friend...
Bottle. Pours a pale golden color with a white head. Aroma of lemon/lime and notes of citrus. Flavor follows the aroma with a light body and a watery texture. BAH
My thanks to Butters for coercing me into this punishment. Big lime aroma with piles of corn. Clear straw color with rocky white head that fell quickly.
Fruity lime flavor, fairly dry and a bit cardboardy. Light body with high carbonation. Fairly clean dry finish with touch of residual citrus. If I could have this served ice cold on a beach in Tahiti, I would be more than happy to drink again.
Miller Chill before it was invented AB had Tequiza. Listen if I want to drink Tequila, I will shoot it seperately and have a beer to back it. I don’t want the two mixed together. Way too artifically citrusy sweet.
tastes pretty good to begin with, kind of like a mix of beer and citrus, but it is way too sweet and gets sickening after about a third of the bottle
"I poured this one down the drain and felt bad for my sink" - I wish I could take credit for that, but I overheard someone else say it in a liquor store once. That sums up this beer perfectly. I never thought I’d say that Bud Light with lime was better that anything, but yeah, its better than this.
I liked this one. It is much better than the other mass-bottled lime-flavored beers. i like the blue agava flavor. The base beer is pretty lousy. The flavors bring it up slightly for me.
Really, really pale yellow, virtually no head, no lacing. Smells like lime, and of cheap flowery perfume. This almost tastes more watery than water, it does have a hint of some corn and lime, but it’s not good. Higher carbonation, very light body. One is definitely enough. I recommend you get yourself a water, and put a lime in there yourself, it will probably taste better.
Wow.... this is bad... really bad! It has less body than Corona and the flavor is worse. I didn’t think a beer could have less body than Corona!
I don’t know how this one got a 1 percentile. Give me real beer! Please! This is a sorry excuse for pee.
I didn’t expect much from this beer when I bought it and wasn’t let down by that fact. Very watered down in flavor with notes of citrus and a little lime. Weak all around, and the tastes here are not good.
How this beer even makes it into the 1 percentile i will never know. Nasty, awful, gross. Move along.